My 9 lives

I like things.
I hate things.
I probably like you though.
I cry over animals wearing people clothes.
And that's probably all you need to know.




treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

(via allhailtentaclelord)