My 9 lives

lil-bo-peeping:

*walks up to hot person’s parents* my compliments to the chef

(Source: googlefraps, via sortinghat-)

sourwolflove:

oohtheyhavenibbles:

bonesbuckleup:

So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.

Welcome to Australia. Where if the animal can’t kill you, it’s getting smashed off it’s face

This isn’t actually true 

(via rejectionjellyfish)

seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

(Source: glial, via gleeson666)

zarry:

i feel this on a spiritual level

(via gleeson666)

masturb88:

When you’re sad just remember

(via pettylarson)

Sometimes the people on this website are so fucking dumb that I stop by their ask boxes to say something rude, but then I stop myself and I’ve never actually gone through with sending something mean. 

Don’t know if that makes me a good person, or still a dick for thinking the mean thing in the first place.