So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.
Welcome to Australia. Where if the animal can’t kill you, it’s getting smashed off it’s face
This isn’t actually true
Sometimes the people on this website are so fucking dumb that I stop by their ask boxes to say something rude, but then I stop myself and I’ve never actually gone through with sending something mean.
Don’t know if that makes me a good person, or still a dick for thinking the mean thing in the first place.